The United States of The Central Prussian Empires is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Han Frenstoff with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.907 billion Central Prussians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konigsberg. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Central Prussian economy, worth 115 trillion Centralis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,827 Centralis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Central Prussian Empires's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Central Prussian Empires is ranked 266,753^rd in the world and 10,212^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,554.37 Standard Monetary Units.